It’s been a week of drama and woe in South Africa and we thought you needed to end the week with a giggle …
Here are some silly jokes to make you laugh out loud
You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!
Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.
His opponent comments: “That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man.” The man, recovering himself, replies, “Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.”
Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door of her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
“Oh, welcome home darling,” he says. “My parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello.”