When I became a parent, I knew better than to fall for that curated parenting perfection
The ugly side of parenthood is often depicted through humour. Memes of frazzled parents in messy homes, before and after shots of men who lost their cool when they became dads and GIFs of snarky moms clapping back at demanding children grace social media, offering parents the gift of a brief reprieve in laughter, and the relief that ‘it’s not just my house that’s crazy’.
And yet, the bigger message parents receive from the same social media channels is ‘perfection’ – the perfection implied in the beautiful photos of school lunches with perfectly cut triangular sandwiches that fit inside colourful lunchboxes, and clean, happy children who are not addicted to ‘Fortnite’. The worst are the images of relaxed mothers doing yoga, drinking enough water, eating perfect combinations of carbs and protein, and laughing with careless abandon at their child’s antics.
This choreographed and curated depiction of how parents should be in the world is pernicious and leaves little room for how it really feels to raise children… in a word, exhausting.
I was shell-shocked to learn how spiritually, emotionally and physically hard motherhood would be
When I became a parent, I knew better than to fall for that curated parenting perfection. I was realistic about how kids would change my life – no more late nights, going broke paying for day care – but I was shell-shocked to learn how spiritually, emotionally and physically hard motherhood would be. Clearly, I had not paid attention to mom friends who had taken the plunge before me. I saw the results of their labour – kids who weathered adolescence well, attended college, had jobs – but I missed the behind-the-scenes homework struggles, inconsolable toddlers, cracks in once-solid relationships, and self-doubt for not living up to societal expectations.
Now, 12 years into the parenting game, I know better. The reality is not pretty
I can’t count how many nights I have awakened to find the television still on, almost like it’s watching me. Noticing the trend, my 12-year-old son commented, “Mom, you fall asleep with the TV on a lot. That’s not good for the environment.” Busted, I nodded in the affirmative and mumbled “I will do better” to his accusation that my carbon footprint was too big.
I don’t bother to bore him with the real reason the TV stays on all night. He cannot handle the truth, I think, but my friends can. So I share that with them, commiserating that after another very long day, I am too worn out to reach the remote on the pillow next to me, so the television stays on until I roll on top of it or I get up to use the bathroom.
I’ve never told my son why, when he was in second grade, I would let him play on my phone, despite all the warnings about devices being the enemy. He had just discovered knock-knock jokes and wouldn’t stop telling them. One day, I was on the phone with a seasoned mom friend whose boys were adults. I started whispering about how my son always got the joke wrong, the punchline took too long or the beginning didn’t match the end.
She said, “Break all of the rules. Give him the phone. Promise to buy him a train, if you have to, but don’t suffer.” I took her advice and achieved peace on our car rides.
Then my girly daughter came along.
I was realistic about how kids would change my life but I was shell-shocked to learn how spiritually, emotionally and physically hard motherhood would be
Easily, she gets the shaft in terms of my time and attention. When her brother was a toddler through early nursery school, we spent hours listening to “Muffin Man” and other kid-friendly music. Likewise, my daughter adored those tunes and would bop her little head to the beats. It was fun seeing her eyes light up when Raffi sang about bananas. Heck, I even joined her.
Then one day, those early-morning singalongs lost their lustre. I could no longer maintain the same enthusiasm for the sweet songs. I was over the animal sounds and sick of hearing adults imitating kids. I started fantasizing about breaking CDs in half as I drove away from day care, thinking I would rather jump from a moving vehicle than listen to The Wheels on the Bus one more time.
My mom friends laughed. They can relate and do not judge me for that time I took my daughter’s twists down during a movie at the theatre. It was that or take a nap. I opted to work on her hair because the twists, two weeks past their prime, were starting to dread. And, at the first sign of fuzz, I didn’t have the strength to wrestle with her kinky curly hair.
I wonder if I should tell my kids the reason I let the dishes air dry. There is no way I can wash, dry and put them away, and still be available to help my son with pre-algebra, or listen to my daughter’s re-telling of life through her six-year-old filter.
Countless stories that start with “Mommy, guess what?” trigger a switch in my brain to focus and lift my voice a few octaves higher. “Tell me, sweet cheeks,” I encourage. While I am mostly enchanted by the stories of who did her wrong, there are times when I wish she’d get to the bottom line. While she’s talking, I’m doing the math, trying to calculate how long it will take for her to bath, brush her teeth, read a book and hit the hay. Sometimes I tune out and “Uh-huh” her until she stops. Or if it looks like it’s going to be a doozy, I promise to hear all about it in the morning, which is a lie.
I’m spent and hope she forgets.
I wonder if we do our kids a disservice by not letting them see how fatigued we are
I’ll probably tell my kids these and other stories when they’re grown and considering parenthood for themselves. For now, I’ll swap tales with my exhausted friends who also present the face of loving sacrifice, even when they’re hanging on by a thread. We remain grateful for the opportunity to shepherd these souls into adulthood, knowing that many women cannot conceive, IVF did not work and alternate paths to parenthood were not appealing to them.
Motherhood was, after all, our choice, not our kids’.
But I also wonder if we do our kids a disservice by not letting them see how fatigued we are. Hiding the truth sets them up for an unrealistic parenting experience. They may be disappointed that things are far from perfect. And lying by omission denies them some important life lessons: that not everyone will love them the way their mother does; that everything they do is not cute; and that moms need to recharge, without the kids around.
While I figure out which pill to take – honesty or deceit – I squeeze in time for myself. It’s not nearly enough, but regular exercise, going to book club meetings and watching melodramatic programs featuring ladies with ridiculous manicures, or dedicated detectives able to solve real-life cold cases all help. These dedicated acts of self-preservation allow me to accept that exhaustion is part of my parenting journey and to trust the wisdom of empty-nesters: “They grow up so fast. Enjoy the ride.”
Article by Nefertiti Austin, first published on ‘Washington Post’.
Author: ANA Newswire