A man was sitting reading his paper, when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan

‘What was that for?’ the man asked.

The wife replied: ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trouser pocket’.

The man said: ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on’.

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The wife apologised and carried on with the housework

Three days later the man was watching TV when his wife bashed him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon regaining consciousness, the man asked why she had hit him again.

The wife replied: ‘Your horse phoned’!