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Winnie slams Gandhi, lays into Buddha and Jesus
LONDON - After her recent attacks on former husband Nelson Mandela and Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu, whom she described as a betrayer of the African people and as a “cretin” respectively, Winnie Madikizela-Mandela has gone on to accuse a long list of historical pacifist figures of being “a bunch of namby-pamby girly-boys” and “limp-wristed wusses”.
Top Billing: "Chile is so Haiti right now"
JOHANNESBURG. Top Billing is set to declare Chile "this season's Haiti" on tonight's show, with socialite Khanyi Mbau embarking on a mercy mission to Santiago to deliver moist towelettes to Chileans who have lost everything. Meanwhile Jeannie D will show viewers how to get that 'Chile chic' earthquake-devastated look in their own home....
PAC's sudden growth confounds numeracy experts
JOHANNESBURG. The Auditor-General is set to be called in to help solve the numerical mystery of how the PAC, who could only muster 23 votes in the 2009 election, can suddenly lay claim to having an army of 3000 soldiers....
Prince Philip to receive PC training ahead of Zuma's UK visit
LONDON. In advance of Jacob Zuma's first state visit to the UK next week, it has been revealed that Prince Philip has been sent to cultural sensitivity workshops to minimise the likelihood of him ordering Zuma to "fetch my slippers and a G&T chop-chop" upon first meeting....
DA fishwife to undergo coffee enema rage therapy
CAPE TOWN. The Democratic Alliance has confirmed that suspended Dianne Kohler-Barnard has been signed up for a week of intensive therapy, including coffee enemas, to tackle her blind rage. Meanwhile the ANC says it is unlikely to apologise for calling DA members "slave traders" as it's only racist libel if whites do it to blacks....
Gold mines almost empty, Malema changes mind on nationalization
JOHANNESBURG. A major audit has revealed that South Africa's goldmines are 95% exhausted and that the country's gold mining industry has just a few years left. Meanwhile Julius Malema has announced that he no longer wants mines nationalized and is instead calling for the nationalizing of "stuff that will still be there" when he is President....
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cathy
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12 March, 2010 05:14:28
would l love a day at the spa...
Emily
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12 March, 2010 02:16:40
What an over-reaction! As i understood it it would be a subscription offering that is password protected - so what's the problem? No chance of ...
Gillian Slater
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12 March, 2010 01:33:11
Married for 31 years next month. Always ready to spice things up and discover new fabulous spas.
joyce
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12 March, 2010 01:20:47
I hate cucumbers with a passion, but i will sure try some of the tricks.
Billie M. Robinson
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12 March, 2010 01:14:39
I do feel that this decision is a bit too late to decide on NO Porn Channel.
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